Olik

Matthew Ford

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Stupid things: house selling by Olik, literature

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Rant number 2,Netspeak by Olik, literature

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Rant number 2,Netspeak

Ok...here goes... "hey sup? its me olik. whats rong. i dont tink u r ht. do u wat 2 fuck me? i tink u r yiffy nd we sould chat." Anyone know what the hell I just said? It's called netspeak. It's also know as being..L33t. I'm going to be very blunt with people who use netspeak-- YOU SUCK! The entire basics of the english tounge are Killed when you use 'u' as a fucking WORD! Don't do that. I mean, come on. It takes less time to write out 'Hello miss. I think you are hot. Do you want to go out back and yiff me?' than to try and read the netspeak style of that same phrase. I mean, come on. Do you really want to piss everyone off? (Plus, if yo

O glory be me king by Olik, literature

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O glory be me king

"O...Glory be me king! Glory be me king. Glory, Glory, Glory be me king!" (Slow flute solo plays. As it ends, a female voice sings) "Once..I was a fool. I fought for my clan. But than...I found something for me....." (Drums start playing in background.) "Once..I was in combat; only for my kin. Than I struck down my foe and find me self a friend...!" (Flutes join in background, playing low notes between drum beats) "I have found me friend.....I have found me glory!" (Female voice holds 'glory' for a few seconds than fades out. Backround singers sing) "O...Glory be me king! Glory be me king! I have found me king! I have me glory! I h

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How big is your house by Olik, literature

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How big is your house

A man runs down the street to his best friend and starts ranting as soon as the friend opens his door. "My house is too small! My wife is pregnat again and my mother-in-law is going to come over to stay with his! What do I do?!" The man asks. The friend smirks and replies "Do you have a job?" "Of course I do!" The friend shakes his head and closes his door. "Than start doing your job at home and call me in a week." One Week later The friend picks up his phone. "Yes?" The man replies panicked. "My house is small and I lost my job! What do I do?" The friend sighs. "Get yourself two dogs." He hangs up

Teleymarketers by Olik, literature

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Stupid things to do on a date. by Olik, literature

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O glory be me king by Olik, literature

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O glory be me king

Rant number 2,Netspeak by Olik, literature

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Rant number 2,Netspeak

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Artist // Literature

United States
Deviant for 20 years
He / Him

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Current Residence: Pittsfield mass
Favourite genre of music: New Age
Operating System: Windows XP
MP3 player of choice: Real one Player
Shell of choice: Lets see....slug. ^.^
Wallpaper of choice: Does dry-wall count?
Skin of choice: My own! Whiter than white
Favourite cartoon character: Matthew A. Olik
Personal Quote: A loved man is a fool, a unloved man is wise and a dead man is wisest.

Favourite Visual Artist

Clive Barker

Favourite Movies

Bad Apple ^.^

Favourite Bands / Musical Artists

Tatu

Favourite Writers

Carole Matthews

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Furcadia

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Personal Computer

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Pen and Paper

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Writing, RPGs, online guilds, roleplaying IRL, Furcadia.

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Olik

May 18, 2004

I live! Yet again

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Since I'm using a iMac and it won't let me submit, here's my latest work 'Another time' I've sent my computer to the shop to get it fixed so...it may take a few more YEARS.  I do hate how cheap my mother is. ^.^ Heather, would ya mind messaging me all I've missed in New Haven ASAP? ---------------------------------------------------------     Another time, another place If there were answer, they'd find it there. They were all runaways, no place to go Mark and Lisa, orphans from ages 9 'n 8 They only survived due to their sibling bonds Their second follower, a boy of the age 16, ad always been an help John was his name, his origi

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Olik

May 4, 2004

I am alive still

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Thank god for music class. I'm getting a new internet card soon, I'll be uploading a few things within the next two weeks. Peace. x.x

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Olik

Apr 9, 2004

Internet issues

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My internet is shot so don't expect a lot of uploads. Sorry guys. (I'm using a friend's computer right now)

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nice poetry

*BOOOOOM*You've been hit by a FRAG GRENADE!! This is the beginning of the 2004 FRAG GRENADE fight!!! Choose three of your friends.... and hit them with LOTS OF FRAG GRENADES!! (to do that, just copy paste this message to their account) The only rule is, you can't hit me back!! Bwah ha ha ha ha!!! (bollocks rule i know because you're quite entitled to throw one back) Good luck, and try not to get hit!! (again... obviously... since you know you got hit... by this...)

This RANDOM THROWING of FRAG GRENADES was started by ~adedar on the 26 may